needsmoreexplosions:

I know of a kid who was in a coma for a week and when he woke up the first thing he did was panic because he had homework due and I think that sums up the American school system pretty well

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4 weeks ago

bryanstars:

if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying

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4 weeks ago

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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(via the-fault-in-our-noodles)

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4 weeks ago

So i was on my brothers computer and found this

queensaige:

bewbin:

bewbin:

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at first i thought it was porn

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then i dug deeper

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at this point im scared to go any further

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i wonder whats inside

IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF

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OH YES IT’S BACK

(Source: bewbin, via the-fault-in-our-noodles)

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rp0077:

micasablumpkins:

the-unpopular-opinions:

i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to gay rallies by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in gay marriage. 

i really hate seeing children in churches. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to churches by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in a magic man in the sky who will send them to hell if they touch themselves or eat shrimp.

omg

rp0077:

micasablumpkins:

the-unpopular-opinions:

i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to gay rallies by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in gay marriage. 

i really hate seeing children in churches. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to churches by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in a magic man in the sky who will send them to hell if they touch themselves or eat shrimp.

omg

(via the-fault-in-our-noodles)

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4 weeks ago
supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

so i saw this and the first thing i thought of was “WOULDN’T THIS HURT THO” and i was really concerned about how uncomfortable this thing would be until i realized
i was at Claire’s
it was just a pen

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

so i saw this and the first thing i thought of was “WOULDN’T THIS HURT THO” and i was really concerned about how uncomfortable this thing would be until i realized

i was at Claire’s

it was just a pen

(via the-fault-in-our-noodles)

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4 weeks ago

clannyphantom:

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

(via pizza)

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1 month ago

reallylameblog:

what if garbage was spelled like garbij

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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1 month ago

tapelessleopard:

Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating

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(via pizza)

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1 month ago
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